101 Reasons to Go to FESTA CHIROPRACTIC
1. Our mission is to help you raise a healthy, drug free family.
2. We do not prescribe DRUGS.
3. We don’t treat “what” you have.
4. We look at “why” you have it.
5. We are a licensed PRIMARY CARE PROVIDER for your whole family.
6. We are your most convenient healthcare provider.
7. Dr. Festa has been in business 20 years.
8. We have cared for over 10,000 people.
9. Our malpractice premium is $1,247 per year.
10. Dr. Festa has 4485 hours in class compared to Johns Hopkins Medical school graduates with only 3397 hours.
11. We have a 98% satisfaction rate.
12. The FIRST step in electrical system troubleshooting is to check the power supply.
13. Our bodies are electrical systems.
14. Chiropractors check the power supply.
15. You are better off straight than crooked.
16. We give hugs not drugs.
17. You don’t need an appointment.
18. If you live in New Kensington, you have to drive past our office to get just about anywhere.
19. We have patients that drive from Templeton, Ford City, Cowansville, Punxatawny, Butler and Kittanning.
20. Your nervous system sends and receives signals like an antennae.
21. Beat up, bent and rusty antennae don’t need drugs to work better, they need straightened up.
22. Have you read the side effects of any medication?
23. Our “side” effects are all positive.
24. All of our treatments are 100% NATURAL
25. The worst case scenario here is still positive; you’ll still have better posture.
26. Only 10% of each nerve carries pain signals.
27. About 90% of each nerve carries intelligent messages between your brain and your body.
28. The health of your nervous system determines your overall health.
29. Your overall health determines the health of your relationships.
30. The health of your relationships determines the quality of your life.
31. The quality of your life and your relationships determines your overall family dynamic.
32. Family dynamics determines the health of our society.
33. Don’t you want your children to grow up in a healthy society, not a drugged one?
34. Dr. Festa cares about you. He lives here too.
35. Thriving is exponentially better than surviving.
36. Moving bones are healthier than stiff bones.
37. Stiff bones are often out of place bones.
38. Out of place bones that don’t move well are the starting points for arthritis.
39. God designed all of our parts to last the same amount of time.
40. Arthritis is either progressing or regressing.
41. Chiropractic care addresses the cause of arthritis and helps to reverse it.
42. In 1921 Dr. Henry Windsor found that arthritic segments of the spine resulted in related organ failure.
43. 100% of the cases of T 5-8 arthritic deformations resulted in cardiac dysfunction.
44. 100% of the T 10 cases resulted in stomach dysfunction.
45. 100% of the T 3 cases resulted in bronchial dysfunction.
46. 100% of the L 2 cases resulted in colon dysfunction.
47. 100% of the L 3 cases resulted in reproductive organ dysfunction.
48. Everybody knows that L 5 damage is linked to sciatic nerve dysfunction.
49. Chiropractic care is the answer to preventing arthritis and the worst end result of it being organ dysfunction.
50. There are no known cures offered by modern medicine.
51. Western medicine mainly manages conditions and rarely, if ever, addresses the causes.
52. You want to know ‘why’ more than ‘what’.
53. Your innate intelligence is smarter than all of us “doctors” put together.
54. We allow your innate intelligence to work as designed; without structural interference.
55. Chiropractic care allows you more energy to do normal daily activities.
56. Clear nerve pathways equal clear, focused thoughts.
57. Your children will live a much healthier and happier life.
58. Your infants will have less reflux.
59. They will have fewer ear infections.
60. They won’t need any medications.
61. Your children will sleep better at night.
62. They will perform better at school and sports.
63. They will not need their inhaler for asthma.
64. Dr. Festa works with each person to help their individual need.
65. Got migraines? Regular adjustments will help them go away...for good!
66. You will always see a smiling face greeting you when you walk in.
67. No waiting time.
68. You will have a large variety of vitamins available to you.
69. Massage therapy available.
70. Chiropractic care is an easy solution for TMJ and other jaw problems.
71. Makes pregnancy much more comfortable.
72. Regular chiropractic care during pregnancy will help you to have an easy and natural delivery.
73. Dr. Festa will help your carpal tunnel so that you can avoid unnecessary surgery.
74. Life is movement. Things that don’t move die.
75. Only chiropractors can find subluxations.
76. Subluxations block nerve signals between your brain and body.
77. Subluxations block movement of vertebrae.
78. Vertebrae that don’t move become arthritic.
79. Arthritis sucks.
80. Who doesn’t want a healthy nervous system?
81. Only people who have been to a chiropractor tell you how good it is.
82. People have no experience or knowledge of how it is.
83. Once you go, you’ll want to continue.
84. Once you start going to the pharmacy, you’ll have to keep on going.
85. Over a million people get adjusted a day for the past 100 years.
86. Chiropractic care has never killed anybody.
87. Medical care kills 169,000 per year.
88. Who doesn’t want a healthy nervous system?
89. Only people who have been to a chiropractor tell you how good it is.
90. People have no experience or knowledge of how it is.
91. Once you go, you’ll want to continue.
92. Once you start going to the pharmacy, you’ll have to keep on going.
93. Over a million people get adjusted a day for the past 100 years.
94. Chiropractic care has never killed anybody.
95. Medical care kills 169,000 per year.
96. Regular chiropractic care during pregnancy helps to get your lower body in proper alignment for an easier birth.
97. Getting adjusted throughout pregnancy helps lower your risk of pre-term labor.
98. Chiropractic care during pregnancy can help the baby assume her optimal birthing position.
99. Chiropractic care is an effective means to identify the real cause of headaches and it provides a proven method to relieve headache pain.
100. Over 90% of infants suffered birth trauma and associated strain through the neck and cranial areas following birth.
101. In infants, the central nervous system also controls their growth and development. Chiropractors help ensure the health of the nervous system.